“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
(Source: joshfrancesgay, via thehilariousblog)

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
(via thatwhoviansynesthete)
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
(Source: mrscarterofficial, via instagrampa)